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Cheap philosophy

Don’t buy me with a coffee. It will keep me awake and alert, and I won’t buy any of your bullshit.

Tissues are for crying, napkins are for nasty messages.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You’re so annoying
I’ll clearly avoid you!

Does the matchmaker make the perfect matches to light your fire?

You’re not wasted when you waste your time, but you are certainly wasted when you are doing nothing.

You will dry out if you’ll drink your dry whiskey alone.

When you follow/watch/listen too many people, you don’t actually follow/watch/listen anyone.

You can cry out of too much happiness, but you can’t laugh out of too much sorrow. Unless you have a brain tumor.

Smile, and the world will think you’re up to no good!

Time is ticking away even after you’re dead.

Money can’t buy everything, but I believe diplomacy can.

Don’t spice your life too much, you might get sick.

When you’re playing with fire, make sure you have some ice cubes near by.

Don’t chase two rabbits, go after three! With a good contraption you may actually catch them all!

You have to fight for your right to party… before you get kicked out.

I know you so well I wish I didn’t know you at all!

I would go with you to no-mans-land… and leave you there.

When Chuck Norris first counted sheep, he couldn’t stop until he reached infinity. Twice!

3 gânduri despre „Cheap philosophy

  1. You can cry out of too much happiness, but you can’t laugh out of too much sorrow. Unless you have a brain tumor.

    pe mine asta m-a delectat. :)

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