Last night I had a wonderful time with this lovely lady. We spent it all playing and cuddling. How time flies when you’re having fun!
When the night was over and the lady left, I went to bed. It was time for a nap.
I woke up this morning. I was in dire need for a strong coffee, to put me back on my paws.
Went in the kitchen to look for it.
What do you mean there’s no coffee?
How could you do this to me? I am so disappointed of you!
I am punishing you by taking over your laptop! Now go!