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English Lounge

pe Iunie 14, 2009

N-as fi crezut vreodata ca pe XING se pot discuta si alte subiecte afara de cele din sfera business. Nimic mai fals! In special dupa ce am descoperit grupul English Lounge, unde am dat peste doua bancuri foarte misto, pe care le reproduc mai jos:

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, „Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”

So the eager senior manager shouted, „I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries”. Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, „I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.” Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, „I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm”

The Moral of the story is: „Always allow the bosses to speak first”

***

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a French, Who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, „Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true.”

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted „WINE”.
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian’s turn, he did the same and shouted,” VODKA” and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, „BEER”. He was so contented with is beer pool.

The last is the British. He was running towards the pool then suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SHIT!!!!!!!………

Lesson: Think twice before you say something, because sometimes what you say accidentally does happen.

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One response to “English Lounge

  1. diamond spune:

    Eu stiam ca britanicii injura cu: Bloody hell!

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